Thread: Married For The Night.
11-27-2007, 12:20 PM #1
Married For The Night.
MARRIED FOR THE NIGHT
A man and a woman who had never met before, but
were both married to other people, found themselves assigned
to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly -
he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the
woman, asking, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would
you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own damn blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
11-27-2007, 12:23 PM #2
- Join Date
- Nov 2007
- Odessa, TX
11-27-2007, 07:50 PM #3
11-28-2007, 12:30 AM #4
11-28-2007, 02:47 AM #5
- Join Date
- Jul 2007
- Cedar Rapids,Iowa
I think I also met her one night.But she said"Get your own Beer".
11-28-2007, 10:59 AM #6
Thanks for that one!!! I'll have to share with the wife!!
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