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    Married For The Night.

    MARRIED FOR THE NIGHT

    A man and a woman who had never met before, but

    were both married to other people, found themselves assigned

    to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over

    sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly -

    he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.


    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the

    woman, asking, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would

    you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second

    blanket?

    I'm awfully cold.'

    'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for

    tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

    'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

    'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own damn blanket.'

    After a moment of silence, he farted.


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    The ski's have taken a "backseat" to the Corvette DarthAWM's Avatar
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    lol

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    SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE QUICKER Keddano's Avatar
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    I think I also met her one night.But she said"Get your own Beer".

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    Still crazy after all these beers Mac Daddy Racing's Avatar
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    Thanks for that one!!! I'll have to share with the wife!!

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