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    Women are evil


    A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gesturedalluringlyto the bartender who approached her immediately.
    She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
    "Actually, no," he replied.
    "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
    "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
    "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
    "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
    "Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."




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    That is just WRONG!!!!!

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    haha, that's a good one.

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    There is a joke of the day thread in general discussions....FYI

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    Nothin' runs like a Deere IowanGPR's Avatar
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    no offense, but give her a break- she's probably a BEARS fan!!!


    good one bunny !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IowanGPR View Post
    no offense, but give her a break- she's probably a BEARS fan!!!


    good one bunny !!
    Does Iowa even have a Football Team? Oh thats right.........they don't.

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    Nothin' runs like a Deere IowanGPR's Avatar
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    well, most people here are Bear, Viking, or Packer fans.

    And yes, we have plenty of football teams in Iowa. Iowa Hawkeyes, Iowa State Cyclones, UNI Panthers, and also most every high school in the area has a team.

    I was personally jabbing at Steve, just a little fun between board members- I'm a lifelong Packers' fan.

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    Good one!!!!!!!! Glad to see someone still ahs there fun in winter!!!
    come on guys LIVEN UP!!!
    What happened to the party boyz???

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    Quote Originally Posted by IowanGPR View Post
    well, most people here are Bear, Viking, or Packer fans.

    And yes, we have plenty of football teams in Iowa. Iowa Hawkeyes, Iowa State Cyclones, UNI Panthers, and also most every high school in the area has a team.

    I was personally jabbing at Steve, just a little fun between board members- I'm a lifelong Packers' fan.


    Jabbing at steve.




    Fight Fight Fight





    Steve dont take that chit.It all starts will a lil jab.Get him....

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    Cant really argue with a Packer fan at this point with them being good and the Bears sucking more than anything has ever sucked before.
    I will say this, If the Vikings get a Wild card, they will destroy the packers.
    Much like they will do to us next week.

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