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    new years day RAT ride at lewisville

    You guy's are not going to beleive this..........After new years day ride at lewisville ocean, the roughest lake I have ever been on, I went home and parked my ski's in the garage and took off the seat and removed bucket so that everything could dry out from all the submarining I did that day...well I went to work the next day and when I came home there was Blood all over the top of my ski , it went around the paremiter of my yamaha ,then was noticed on the kawasaki then to the floor of my garage....I conducted a blood stain analysis and deturmined that a big ass Rat had got trapped under my seat and went for the ride of his life. I guess the critter somehow jumped into the engine compartement as I store the ski with the seat off, the rat then must have run in from the cold when I opened my garage door to go to work, seeing a nice yamaha gpr the damm rat could not contain himself and had to go for a ride, what the rat did not consider is that I was going to a lake as rough as the ocean..busted up broke dick rat........lol top that powerwash...lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by txgp1300r View Post
    You guy's are not going to beleive this..........After new years day ride at lewisville ocean, the roughest lake I have ever been on, I went home and parked my ski's in the garage and took off the seat and removed bucket so that everything could dry out from all the submarining I did that day...well I went to work the next day and when I came home there was Blood all over the top of my ski , it went around the paremiter of my yamaha ,then was noticed on the kawasaki then to the floor of my garage....I conducted a blood stain analysis and deturmined that a big ass Rat had got trapped under my seat and went for the ride of his life. I guess the critter somehow jumped into the engine compartement as I store the ski with the seat off, the rat then must have run in from the cold when I opened my garage door to go to work, seeing a nice yamaha gpr the damm rat could not contain himself and had to go for a ride, what the rat did not consider is that I was going to a lake as rough as the ocean..busted up broke dick rat........lol top that powerwash...lol
    Sounds like you needed a power washer to clean up lol

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    Now that right ther is the funniest DAMNED thing Ive ever heard....BWAHAHAHHAHAHAH ROTFLMFAO!!! Seriously I couldnt TOP that if I tried!

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    Isnt that weird..I still cant find the damm rats tail...I think the coupler snatched his tail or leg off......

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    and to think he would have lucked out if you took the ultra out instead.

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    Click Click Pull

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    can we get some pic of the carnage

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    We Want Pics We Want Pics!!!

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    I cant find the damm rat....cleaned up all the blood....Ill bet the rat is deaf, cause a ski is way LOUD under the seat.

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