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    Garfield on the oil crisis

    Garfield on the oil crisis







    A lot of folks can't understand how we came

    to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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    Well, there's a very simple answer.
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    Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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    We just didn't know we were getting low.
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    The reason for that is purely geographical
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    Our OIL is located in
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    Alaska
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    California
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    Coastal Florida
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    Coastal Louisiana

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    Kansas
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    Oklahoma
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    Pennsylvaniaand Texas
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    Our DIPSTICKS are located inWashington, DC!!!
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    HAHAHA

    That's good right there. I am quite sure we do however, receive some amount of oil from Canada. My friend works for a small oil company here in Michigan and they have land in Canada and do business w/ the Canadians as well.

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    Top three countries the US imports oil from are:

    CANADA 1,784
    SAUDI ARABIA 1,675
    VENEZUELA 1,246

    Numbers are in thousands of barrells per day..
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    Quote Originally Posted by xylene View Post
    Top three countries the US imports oil from are:

    CANADA 1,784
    SAUDI ARABIA 1,675
    VENEZUELA 1,246

    Numbers are in thousands of barrells per day..
    What about Mexico, I'm pretty sure they are up there too

    We better watch them darn Canadians. They might start sleeper cells. We'll wind up with ice hockey leagues and Labatt Blue in conveinence stores

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    hahaha

    Quote Originally Posted by DarthAWM View Post
    What about Mexico, I'm pretty sure they are up there too

    We better watch them darn Canadians. They might start sleeper cells. We'll wind up with ice hockey leagues and Labatt Blue in conveinence stores
    hahahahahahaa that's funny! And cigarette packs wide enough to rear from ear to ear and still only hold 20

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    Quote Originally Posted by xylene View Post
    Top three countries the US imports oil from are:

    CANADA 1,784
    ..
    No wonder they can afford universal health care

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