Thread: Carlin for President
04-12-2008, 07:25 PM #1
Carlin for President
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline :
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... .
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ....
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
04-12-2008, 07:33 PM #2
04-12-2008, 07:41 PM #3
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Now that`s a Plan!
just a reminder:
04-13-2008, 04:34 PM #4
That is a hell of a plan, but who pays to ship them over there? I am all for it.
04-13-2008, 04:46 PM #5
now what would my world cultures teacher say.......... lol
04-13-2008, 09:27 PM #6
Carlin didn't say it via snopes, but either way its true.
Deport, shoot on site crossing the border.
04-15-2008, 05:01 PM #7
I used to love Carlin. His early stuff would make you bust a gut. But lately he just seems to be an angry old man. Too bad, cause I like him.
04-16-2008, 04:33 PM #8
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THAT IS A BETTER PLAN THAN I HAD. WE COULD CONNECT THE TWO OCEANS ON THE MEXICAN BORDER WITH A MOTE, AND A FENCE, AND THE PUT MANY SALTWATER CROCKS IN THEIR AND FEED THE MEAT EVERY DAY, THAT WAY WHEN THEY TRY TO GET IN THE CROCKS GET THEM.
THEY WILL STOP TRYING TO COME IN WHEN NONE OF THEM CAN MAKE IT. BUT I LIKE YOUR IDEA BETTER.
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