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    Things to ponder.

    Hopefully this wasn't some forwarded email that everyone has read before.

    Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

    Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you push one down the stairs.

    Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

    Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

    Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

    Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in Canada, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!


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    That was good

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    great post...I am sooooooo #8

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    Good one Mike...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstott40
    great post...I am sooooooo #8


    Well, then, make a sandwich!!!

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    nope, I just had a sammich. Time to wake up the wife!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstott40
    nope, I just had a sammich. Time to wake up the wife!
    And take a good nap...

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