Thread: Things to ponder.
06-13-2006, 03:07 PM #1
Things to ponder.
Hopefully this wasn't some forwarded email that everyone has read before.
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you push one down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in Canada, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!
06-13-2006, 03:24 PM #2
06-14-2006, 12:02 AM #3
06-14-2006, 12:07 AM #4
06-14-2006, 10:46 AM #5Originally Posted by ashstott40
Well, then, make a sandwich!!!
06-14-2006, 12:53 PM #6
06-16-2006, 12:11 AM #7
Originally Posted by ashstott40
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