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    Some laughs to reduce stress today

    Hope you have a stress free day








    1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

    Unique Up On It.

    2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

    Tame Way.

    3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path



    4. How Do You Get Holy Water?

    You Boil The Hell Out Of It

    5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!



    6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's



    7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick



    8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese



    9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

    Subordinate Clauses.

    10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko.



    1 1. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.



    12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite.



    13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.



    14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef.



    15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

    Right Where You Left Him.

    16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

    Because They Have Big Fingers .

    17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Becaus e It Scares The Dog.



    18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.



    19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?! The Location Of The Dirt Bag.



    20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?

    Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

    21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

    A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Oh CRAP!
    A Bad Skydiver Goes Oh CRAP, Whack
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    22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

    Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer



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    LMAO!

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    Thanks RUN that definetely made some

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    Too Funny

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    very good

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    David, get your facts straight! In a Tennessee divorce you don't lose a trailer, you just move to another one.

    oops, I guess they are still the same, huh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CARVER View Post
    David, get your facts straight! In a Tennessee divorce you don't lose a trailer, you just move to another one.

    oops, I guess they are still the same, huh.
    I thought it was about utility trailer, not a house trailer. I kinda find that a little offensive , since Texas is about having a cow or two or couple of hundred. But when you do find a trailer park it is usually bad.

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    ROFL !! those were good

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    nacho cheese biotch!

    What do you call a cow with two legs????
    ..lean beef!

    What do you call a deer with no eyes????
    ..no idea!

    Did you hear who killed Solja Boy????
    ..YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!
    'make sure to say this while doing the Superman that ho move'
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    Good ones david. I needed that.
    John

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