05-05-2008, 11:25 AM #1
Some laughs to reduce stress today
Hope you have a stress free day
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko.
1 1. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Becaus e It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?! The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Oh CRAP!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Oh CRAP, Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
05-05-2008, 11:30 AM #2
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05-06-2008, 03:20 PM #6
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David, get your facts straight! In a Tennessee divorce you don't lose a trailer, you just move to another one.
oops, I guess they are still the same, huh.
05-06-2008, 06:41 PM #7
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05-07-2008, 02:26 PM #9
nacho cheese biotch!
What do you call a cow with two legs????
What do you call a deer with no eyes????
Did you hear who killed Solja Boy????
'make sure to say this while doing the Superman that ho move'
Last edited by GPryan; 05-07-2008 at 02:28 PM.
05-07-2008, 03:33 PM #10
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