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    Aligator bites off swimmers arm......

    http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/loc...,6259577.story

    in Okeechobee ......hey that's where we ride the Kissimmee River! We
    were planning on riding soon there...........

    However lets get the facts right - 18yro, drunk, 2am, swims across 25' deep canal against advice of friends. Gator gets him....and chops down. He pokes gator in eye and gets to bank and realizes that he don't have an arm anymore.... I guess we need to charge the gator with Armed Robbery!


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    Quote Originally Posted by tomgtv View Post
    I guess we need to charge the gator with Armed Robbery!
    That is some funny chit right there, I don't care who you are...

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    I think its still mating season!! Night time is their usual hunting time too.

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    What a dumbass! He blamed the gator for doing what gators are supposed to do! How about admitting that you are a complete retard for getting drunk and swimming across a canal at 2am. This is the kind of idiot you wish the gator would have eaten! I bet they will trap the gator and kill it now. Unbeleivable!

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    they say the guy swam in circles for a few minutes till he got close enough to the edge to walk. ok that was wrong and stupid of me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by freakboy35 View Post
    they say the guy swam in circles for a few minutes till he got close enough to the edge to walk. ok that was wrong and stupid of me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by freakboy35 View Post
    they say the guy swam in circles for a few minutes till he got close enough to the edge to walk. ok that was wrong and stupid of me...
    HaHa!!!

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    Edwards said his attack shows something needs to be done about the overpopulation of gators
    That may be true.....
    But i am still thinking "thining the heard" ....OH and his friends are just uptight and didnt want him to have any fun

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    Keyzbum... who's he remind you of?

    Keyzbum... seems to me, the Steve McQueen of the jet ski set.

    And of course you have heard from him, but never seen him, INOTHOME the Yule Brenner guy.

    The only way to see these guys in the flesh? Look at the GPS. This is a shameless promo for the SoFlaRiders upcoming ride to the FullMoon Party.
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    Yes, I am real, one day I'll trailer it up to the mainland US and ride. Until then I'll hold the fort for the SoFlaRiders in the Keys with Keyzbum.
    Back to the OP, that gator guy proves Darwinism is alive and well, not so well.

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