Thread: What have I done now ?
09-09-2005, 09:23 PM #1
What have I done now ?
Well, I'm so embarrassed that I don't know where to begin.
I live in south west Florida which is known all around the world for Golf courses, sunny weather, beautiful beaches, Disney, NASA, all the touristy stuff but it's also known for the old FARTS terrorising people with their Cadillacs.
And Now I'm one of them.
Yes, that's right. I am now a proud owner of an OLD FART MOBILE!!!!!
I did the unthinkable and bought a Cadillac but just to save some dignity I got a Catera(Opel Omega B for those familiar with the cars origin).
I don't know how much Viagra I will have to take to regain some respect with the WU(wife unit) or should I just give up, buy a Greg Norman hat and take up golf ?
Before you all crucify me and ban me from this place for life(which isn't too long for an average Cadillac owner), hear me out.
It's a 97 Catera with 125K miles on it. The drivers door is damaged, drivers window smashed, front bumper cracked, a busted serpentine belt(pulleys slipping due to oil) and a small oil leak from one of the rocker covers, other than that she is a beast and I payed a grand total of $1000 for it :P
So it's not all bad.
Now bring on the flaming you girls, I can still whoop you with my golf club ,as long as you don't run too fast.
09-09-2005, 09:27 PM #2
YOU OLD BASTARD, THATS OK, SOME BITCH REAR ENDED ME IN THE PARKING LOT TONITE AND DID ABOUT 2-3K WORTH OF DAMAGE TO MY CAR. HER TRUCK-NOT A FUCKIN SCRATCH
09-09-2005, 09:31 PM #3
I feel soooo,
how can I put this....
09-09-2005, 09:32 PM #4
09-09-2005, 09:33 PM #5
Was she at fault, and did she have insurance ???
If so than find a "friendly" shop and you might come out ahead.
I love fender benders.
09-09-2005, 09:35 PM #6
I'll take some pictures tomorrow after I get her delivered (included in the price) and dust her off a tad. You young whipper snapper, you......
09-09-2005, 10:29 PM #7
Boris,bust out some "HOOPTIE" pics my polish friend.
09-09-2005, 10:34 PM #8
I'll take some pictures of me and the Caddy on the 18th green at the country club.
09-09-2005, 10:48 PM #9
THATS A GRAND U SHOULD HAVE SPENT GETTING THE BIG BORE DONE DAMN IT
09-09-2005, 11:09 PM #10
I couldn't resist the badge
Tomorrow will be dolly and hammer time and than a bunch of bondo.
Got to look good when I roll up for a game of BINGO
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