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    Couldn't Help but Chuckle

    Thanks for chuckle RJ


    MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

    NICKNAMES
    If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
    If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

    EATING OUT
    When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it is only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
    When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
    MONEY
    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she does not need, but it is on sale.

    BATHROOMS
    A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
    The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

    ARGUMENTS
    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    FUTURE
    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    SUCCESS
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    MARRIAGE
    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

    DRESSING UP
    A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
    A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

    NATURAL
    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

    OFFSPRING
    Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
    A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
    A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
    SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.


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    ARGUMENTS
    I always get the last word in,In a argument it's (YES DEAR)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ph2ocraft View Post

    ARGUMENTS
    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
    Absolute classic right there!!!


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    toilet paper

    ever notice that men and women load toilet paper the opposite way???

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    actually I roll opposite as the thread

    http://www.greenhulk.net/forums/showthread.php?t=46799



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