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    High Cost of Funeral

    A woman's husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is none of the $30,000 left.

    The friend says, "How can that be?

    The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course I made a donation to the church. That was $500, and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks, you know.... The rest went for the memorial stone."

    The friend says, "$22,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big is it?

    The widow says, "Three carats."


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    Good one

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    Ohhhhhhhhhhh DAMN........ BE-OTCH

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