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    Circle Flies

    A young cowboy from Montana decided to buy a ski from 'DMD' one day,
    so DMD took the ski to Montana to deliver it and do the tuning on it.
    DMD started to lecture the young cowboy about how good he was and how fast he was and just general stuff like he usually does.
    As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
    The cowboy said, "Having some problem with Circle flies there, are ya?"
    DMD stopped bragging and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of Circle flies."
    So the cowboy says, "Well, circle flies are common on ranches. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
    DMD says, "Oh," and goes back to bragging and explaining on how fast the ski really is.
    Then after a minute, he stops and says, "Are you trying to call me a horse's ass?"
    The cowboy says, "No, Sir. I have too much respect for my elders and fellow PWC tuners to even think about calling you a horse's ass."
    DMD says, "Well that's a good thing," and goes back to bragging.
    After a long pause, the cowboy says, "Hard to fool them flies though."


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