Thread: New Store Opening
08-18-2008, 07:52 AM #1
New Store Opening
- New Store Opening
Two businessmen in New York City are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be opened new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready. Only a few shelves are set up and nothing was yet on display.
One says to the other, 'I bet any minute now some stupid tourist is going to walk by, look in the window, stick his face in the door, and ask what we're selling.'
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Southern gentleman walks to the window, has a peek, sticks his head in the door and in a Southern drawl asks, 'What're y'all sellin' here?'
One of the men replies, 'We're selling assholes .'
Without skipping a beat, the Southerner says, 'Well, I see y'all're doing real good; you only got two left!'
NEW YORKERS SHOULD NOT MESS WITH SOUTHERNERS
LIFE ISN'T ABOUT HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE STORM,
BUT HOW TO DANCE IN THE RAIN.
08-18-2008, 08:20 AM #2
those same southerners should try going uptown 100 blocks or go into the BX and say the same thing and see what happens
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