Thread: Lifetime Channel and women?
12-10-2005, 06:32 PM #1
Lifetime Channel and women?
Good Lord..I went into the living room and saw my wife sitting in the chair crying, I'm thinking what the heck? Did some more jetski parts just come in??? I look at her and say, Honey whats wrong? Are you ok? She says "No, I'm ok...it's just sooo sad." I said did someone call you and give you bad news?? She again says" No...you know it's this program on Lifetime, it's so sad...Mary just found out that Bob had paid off her house/car and some bills before he died..he loved her so much...blah, blah...sniff,sniff"
Well you know me..I said Holy crap Kelly it's just a movie..get a grip.
I barely ducked from the flying book tray that was headed my way...but again, you know me, quickness kills and she missed.
What is up with these dadgum Lifetime movies?? It's like night time soap operas.
12-10-2005, 07:00 PM #2
Did some more jetski parts just come in???
12-10-2005, 07:14 PM #3Originally Posted by WATER WOODY
Looks like YamaSanta took a dump in my garage.
12-10-2005, 07:31 PM #4
Sheep droppings in the corner!!WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'EWE' must put your sheep in the corner so they cant move forward! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahaahahahaaaaa... .......
Mike,ewe going to be around later tonight or tomarrow? I want to talk to 'ewe' about some findings i came up with yesterday.
12-10-2005, 07:40 PM #5Originally Posted by WATER WOODY
12-11-2005, 05:40 PM #6
Yeah, my wife was watchin' Lifetime earlier and this girl played by Natalie Portman had a baby a Walmart, so naturally when it came time to tie the knot with her man.....they were married in Walmart.
12-12-2005, 12:31 AM #7
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Mike you idiot, she was trying to tell you something, pay the house and cars cuz she's gonna kill you if she sees another GPR part from the UPS guy AND, she'll keep the UPS guy
12-12-2005, 04:51 AM #8
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