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    Christmas Shorts

    Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
    Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

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    Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
    You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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    How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
    They both have ornamental balls.

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    What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?
    They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

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    What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?
    Snowballs.

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    Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
    Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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    The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.

    "Jesus Christ!" he shouted.

    Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Clyde!"


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