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    Blond Year End Review.

    January -


    Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February -


    Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

    March -


    Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

    April -


    Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

    May -


    Tried to make Kool-Aid....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

    June -


    Tried to go water skiing....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    July -


    Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

    August -


    Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

    September -


    The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

    October -


    Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

    November -


    Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

    December -


    Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

    What a year!!


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    Now that's funny shit!!!

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    Nice!

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    thats sum funny stuff !

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    "no eleven number on the phone"

    Now I am sitting in a wet spot.

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