09-09-2008, 12:26 PM #1
Why is it that when you pass gas into a mason jar and open it 4.3 years later it still stinks?
09-09-2008, 12:59 PM #2
Microturds. Yup, when you pass gas, billions of little microturds get blasted out. They don't loose their potency with time, even when you store them in a mason jar. Then when you open the jar, you get a 'blast' from the past.....
09-09-2008, 01:02 PM #3
I'm just wondering why he needed to ask...
09-09-2008, 01:08 PM #4
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09-09-2008, 01:14 PM #5
Hey, don't knock innovation. Who was the first person that decided that if you spoil milk properly, you get yogurt, cheese, etc.
I think Hoss might be on to something. He should patent it before everyone else starts selling canned farts. Think how much Elvis's fart would be worth. Or maybe Saddam Hussein's last fart. The possiblilties are endless.
09-09-2008, 04:28 PM #6
Fart in a jar? Wow, I gotta try that!
09-11-2008, 12:04 AM #7
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09-11-2008, 09:51 PM #9
09-11-2008, 10:52 PM #10
I'm just trying to figure out who to send the first jar to. You know the first thing someone will do if they get an empty jar in the mail is open it up and sniff it.
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