01-12-2006, 09:17 AM #1
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- Nov 2005
- Lafayette, La.
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150.
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
01-12-2006, 12:33 PM #2
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- Apr 2005
U gotta love those mother- in -law jokes. Nice one!! Todd
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