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Thread: Mother-In-Law

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    Nov 2005
    Lafayette, La.


    A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.

    The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.

    The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150.

    The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.

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    Apr 2005
    U gotta love those mother- in -law jokes. Nice one!! Todd

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