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    A Woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... She gestured
    alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively
    signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently
    caressed his full beard.

    "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both
    hands.

    "Actually, no," he replied.

    "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
    hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

    "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can
    do?"

    "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running
    her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of
    her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

    "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

    "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or
    paper towels in the ladies room."


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