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    Halloweeen / Mischief night stories

    This is actually a couple of details I've posted in the past rolled up in one.
    So i mentioned being in jail, scared straight etc.
    When I was 17 I went with a bunch of friends and my gf to these woods in Middletown on Halloween. We took 3 cars and I had a Pickup. We had a hockey duffle bag full of beer and these woods were supposed to be "haunted". In reality there always is a bunch of A-hole kids like us doing stupid shit like running around with chainsaws with no chains and retarded stunts like that. Anyway when we got to the mouth of the woods everyone decided to pile in the bed of my truck since they all had nice cars (i went to private HS with bunch of snobs). We went in the middle of the woods and started drinking. Anyway, someone came up with the bright idea to park the truck against a tree like we crashed and the 12 of us laid there when people drove by like we crashed then jumped out when people were about to pass. First car up was ... yep u guessed a cop. Everyone except for me and my gf and best friend who were sitting in the cab ran into the woods. 3 cop cars later I was told to drive to the police station. Mind you I was 17 and had open containers or beer and a duffle bag of unopened in the bed. I was escorted by a cop in front and 2 behind to the police station. I thought for sure would get DUI since i was clearly a lil buzzed and had booze EVERYWHERE. Got put in a holding cell for 6 hours with my friend ( who was 1. Long story short I got open container ticket and some other town ordinance thing and had to go to court. the judge sent me to scared straight. Hey I was 17 and an idiot


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    last year on my way to work I noticed all the cars at the saturn dealership toilet papered Fckn kids

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    OOO OOO OO I got another one. This one time at band camp.... JK. Last year I had a party on Halloween and turned it into my infamous Toilet Paper Toga Party. This year I dunno if I can top it considering I have had a gf for the past 7 months but its worth a try.
    Key ingredients, lots of booze and a lil bit of toilet paper. Everyone gets one roll. It was actually a blast. At the end of the night every dude there got a piece of ass (it wasn't all pretty trust me). I actually hooked up with 4 no joke I was jumping out of bedroom windows and running around the house so I didnt get caught. Unfortunately I woke up next to the ugliest one of the 4.

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    I grew up next to a crackhouse. My best friend of 20 years lived there and he was a crack baby. After my mom lost the house I ended up having to live there.
    Anyway...
    We grew up doing mischief daily and nightly.
    Both Shawn and I got kicked out of every school. I been in every juvenile and youth program this state has to offer.
    Shawn was in a full body cast for 2 years as an infant and ended up with a pipe as a spine. His legs are also deformed. His upper body the size of mine but his lower body, hips down were that of a dwarf. He used to be able to touch his shinns with his palms while standing straight up.

    We were poor. Did shit for fun, food, money, beer, weed, girls, and to kill time.

    We used to go around pushing peoples window ac units in with crowbar.
    We used to steal cars. Sometime we would drown them. A couple times we just parked them in peoples driveways. Some we left at red lights. We left a yugo on someones front yard right in front of their door.

    We used to go to the rich neighborhood in middle of night and go pool hopping and shitting in pools. One pool had a basketball hoop in it. We wrote HOLY SHIT with our shit on the back board.

    So Shawn was a phenom. He could do everything but run fast. He could fight his ass off, play sports, etc but just couldnt run fast.
    We used to freeze 3 liters and tie line around neck, spool out the line and tie fish weight at other end. Throw fish weight over power lines and then take and hide. We did this about a dozen times but only scored twice. Once with ice and the other with ketchup mixed with koolaid. 1st score was a cop on mischief night. We seen headlights coming counted to 10 and let it go. Nailed hood and windshied with the ice bottle and within 30 secs cops were everywhere. We got away
    About a month later we did the red bottle. Just caught the front bumper but red was everywhere. We jet threw a yard and just went about our business and then a cop pulled up and we ran. I looked back and see the cop chasing for Shawn and I jet towards cop til I was closer. He was within 10 feet of me and another cop shows up. I juked and got away. Caught up with Shawn at the Food Shop Stop.
    The Food Shop Stop was these 2 houses that were neighbors that both had refridgerators/freezers in their back yards. We used to go food shopping there. We were smart enough never to take more than half.
    We shopped there for 3 years.

    Heres one about Shawn :
    Shawn used to piss himself daily in school. He was a crack baby and he had no control of his bladder. We Shawn had an arch nemesis enemy named Justin who had a nerve disorder and used to shit himself.
    After one would shit or piss themself they would get sent to nurses office for a fresh change and they would come back to class with a paper bag of dirty underwear. Well one day Shawn snuck out of lunch and went into closet. He grabbed Justin's bag and used a ruler to put it everywhere. He had shit on teh chalkboard, desks, windows, everywhere. We all come back from lunch single file into room and everyone knew as soon as they seen the underwear on the desks what had happened and everyone died laughing.
    Shawn got caught too.

    I dont know. I could seriously go on and on especially about Shawn.

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    reading that i just spit all over 2 of my screens at work and started tearing from laughing so hard

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