Thread: Wrong Conversation
02-24-2006, 11:05 PM #1
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the
wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence-
02-24-2006, 11:47 PM #2
Re: Wrong ConversationOriginally Posted by RX951
02-25-2006, 08:58 AM #3
yep...he was straight-up BUSTED !
02-25-2006, 10:55 AM #4
02-25-2006, 04:41 PM #5
I am glad I don't stray, I could see that being my luck too....I couldn't lie t my wife to save my life, it would be written all over my forehead
02-25-2006, 05:14 PM #6
Originally Posted by RX951
- Join Date
- Nov 2005
- Lafayette, La.
02-25-2006, 05:23 PM #7You better start wearing a cap in case Stacey is at MB2
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