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    Wrong Conversation

    A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the
    wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.


    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

    WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

    HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

    WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).

    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

    HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

    HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

    WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

    WIFE: -- silence-

    HUSBAND: "SHIT.


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    Re: Wrong Conversation

    Quote Originally Posted by RX951
    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
    That's a loaded questions!

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    yep...he was straight-up BUSTED !

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    I am glad I don't stray, I could see that being my luck too....I couldn't lie t my wife to save my life, it would be written all over my forehead

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    Quote Originally Posted by RX951
    I am glad I don't stray, I could see that being my luck too....I couldn't lie t my wife to save my life, it would be written all over my forehead
    You better start wearing a cap in case Stacey is at MB2

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    You better start wearing a cap in case Stacey is at MB2
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