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    Southern Grandma

    Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question
    If they Aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern
    Small-town Prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a
    Grandmotherly, elderly woman to The stand.

    He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know

    She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams
    I've known You since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've
    Been a big Disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife,
    You manipulate people and talk about them behind their
    Backs. You think you're a big shot when you
    Haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to
    Anything More than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

    The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do,
    He pointed Across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know
    The defense attorney?"

    She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since
    He was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he Has a drinking
    Problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and
    His law Practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not
    To mention he Cheated on his wife with three different women. One of
    Them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
    The defense attorney almost died.

    The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench,
    And in a very Quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her
    If she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt."

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