Thread: Southern Grandma
02-24-2006, 11:08 PM #1
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question
If they Aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern
Small-town Prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a
Grandmotherly, elderly woman to The stand.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams
I've known You since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've
Been a big Disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife,
You manipulate people and talk about them behind their
Backs. You think you're a big shot when you
Haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to
Anything More than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do,
He pointed Across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know
The defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since
He was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he Has a drinking
Problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and
His law Practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not
To mention he Cheated on his wife with three different women. One of
Them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench,
And in a very Quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her
If she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt."
02-24-2006, 11:43 PM #2
02-25-2006, 11:19 AM #3
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