Thread: This is Heaven
02-27-2006, 09:20 AM #1
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- Lafayette, La.
This is Heaven
Thy were 85 years old, and had been married for 60 years. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise. One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane unfortunately crashed, sending them off to heaven. They reached heaven, St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath.
They gasped in astonishment when Peter said, "Welcome to heaven. This will be your home now.
The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.
"Why, nothing, "said St. Peter. "Remember, this is your reward in heaven."
The old man looked out the window and he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth. "What are the greens fees?" asked the old man. This is heaven,"
St. Peter replied. "You can play for free, every day, any time of the day you want. Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, and free flowing beverages.
"Don't even ask," said St. Peter to the man. "This is heaven, and it is all free for you to enjoy."
The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife. "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the
decaffeinated tea?" he asked.
"That's the best part," St. Peter replied. "You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick. This is heaven!"
The old man inquired, "No gym to work out at?"
Not unless you want to," was the answer.
No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...
"Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself."
The old man glared at his wife and said, "You and your bran muffins. We could have been here twenty years ago!"
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