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    Drunk Finding the toilette

    This is FUNNY!!!
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    >> A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
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    >> A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the
    >> bathroom.
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    >> A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the
    >> bar.
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    >> The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
    >> screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring
    the
    >> customers!"
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    >> "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,
    >> something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."
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    >> With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says...
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    >> "You idiot!
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    >> You're sitting on the mop bucket!"


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    Dumb a$$

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    That was real dumb Billy..sorry

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    That was real dumb Billy..sorry
    musta happend to you B4 Kev

    :P

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    Bwaaaaaaaaaaaa ahhahaahahahahahahhahaha :P :P :P :P :P :P


    NOPE SUCKA !!!!!!!!!

    Actually,i was hanging it off a bridge one time and a passing "ship" hooker onto it.I got it back safe and also slowed the ship down 11 notts.

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    It's funny, I have been saving this comic for ages looking for who everyone used rib about the sheep jokes. Now that I see Woody and his laugh I remember. I thought you might find this amusing and if you've seen it before, sorry for the duplication.
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    Now thats funny as all get out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Haaaaaaaaa ---LOL Woody Goes down again!!!

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