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    My Friend's Wife

    After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on
    expenses -
    I had to give up drinking beer.

    I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

    Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came
    home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.

    I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given
    up anything!"

    She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for
    you."

    I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

    I don't think she'll be back


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    LMAO!!!! GOOD ONE!!!

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    HAaaaaaaaaa ha ha !!!

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