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    Oops !

    Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening plastered, as
    >>he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already
    >>asleep. He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he
    >>found a
    >>man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.
    >>the heck are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my
    >>The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St
    >>Peter". Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have
    >>so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've
    >>got to send me back straight away".
    >>St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We
    >>only send you back as a dog or a hen." Brian was devasted, but knowing

    >>there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a

    >>A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around
    >>pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this
    >>strange feeling welling up inside him.
    >>The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen,
    >>how are you enjoying your first day here?"
    >>"It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling
    >>inside like I'm about to explode".
    >>"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never
    >>an egg before".
    >>Never" replies Brian
    >>"Well just relax and let it happen"
    >>And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops
    >>from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and
    >>his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for
    >>the first

    >>time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was
    >>overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best

    >>thing that ever happened to him... ever!!!
    >>The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he

    >>an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
    >>"Brian, wake up you drunken b*as*ard, you're sh*tting the bed"

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