Thread: Oops !
03-09-2006, 12:01 AM #1
Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening plastered, as
>>he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already
>>asleep. He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he
>>man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.
>>the heck are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my
>>The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St
>>Peter". Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have
>>so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've
>>got to send me back straight away".
>>St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We
>>only send you back as a dog or a hen." Brian was devasted, but knowing
>>there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a
>>A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around
>>pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this
>>strange feeling welling up inside him.
>>The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen,
>>how are you enjoying your first day here?"
>>"It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling
>>inside like I'm about to explode".
>>"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never
>>an egg before".
>>Never" replies Brian
>>"Well just relax and let it happen"
>>And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops
>>from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and
>>his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for
>>time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was
>>overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best
>>thing that ever happened to him... ever!!!
>>The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he
>>an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
>>"Brian, wake up you drunken b*as*ard, you're sh*tting the bed"
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