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    Daddy's little girl (good one read till the end!!!)

    Daddy's little girl
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    > > Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells
    > > her father that they learned about the history of
    > > Valentine's Day. And, "Since Valentine's Day is for
    > > a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "Will
    > > God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
    > >
    > > Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't
    > > think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a
    > > valentine to?"
    > >
    > > "Osama Bin Laden," she says.
    > >
    > > "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock?
    > >
    > > "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little
    > > American Jewish girl could have enough love to give
    > > Osama a valentine, he might start to think that
    > > maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving
    > > people a little bit.
    > >
    > > And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent
    > > valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And
    > > then he'd start going all over the place telling
    > > everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't
    > > hate anyone anymore."
    > >
    > > Her father's heart swells and he looks at his
    > > daughter with newfound pride. "Thelma, that's the
    > > most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
    > >
    > > "I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets him out
    > > in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of
    > > him."

    > >


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    HaHaHa i love it

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    I love that girl

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    Sounds like my 10 yr. old daughter!

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