03-09-2006, 12:48 AM #1
Daddy's little girl (good one read till the end!!!)
Daddy's little girl
> > Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells
> > her father that they learned about the history of
> > Valentine's Day. And, "Since Valentine's Day is for
> > a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "Will
> > God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
> > Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't
> > think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a
> > valentine to?"
> > "Osama Bin Laden," she says.
> > "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock?
> > "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little
> > American Jewish girl could have enough love to give
> > Osama a valentine, he might start to think that
> > maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving
> > people a little bit.
> > And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent
> > valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And
> > then he'd start going all over the place telling
> > everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't
> > hate anyone anymore."
> > Her father's heart swells and he looks at his
> > daughter with newfound pride. "Thelma, that's the
> > most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
> > "I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets him out
> > in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of
> > him."
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