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    ROCK / PAPER / SCISSORS

    I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you." you, asshole


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    i'm speechless...

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    Sounds like you have to much free time.

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    And may I ask what was your major when you went to College?

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    rock

    John,you are right though.How the hell does paper beat a rock?Ponder that one.

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    Just what I needed to read while studing! THAT's was funny shit!

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    my boss and i had this argument the other day on who was buying lunch, so we did rock paper scissors -----end result was me just punching the shit out of him (not in the face though)....LOL he got over it.

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    did somebody forget thier medications today???

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    wow

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