Thread: My new truck
03-29-2006, 04:39 PM #1
My new truck
I just got my new Dodge Hemi Truck and returned to the dealer the
next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio
worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice
activated. "Watch this!" He said, "Nelson!
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" He continued...and "On The Road Again " came from the
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd
say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I
said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs. Bluegrass brought
Classic Banjo, Fiddle and Dobro
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new
truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled..... "ASSHOLES!"
The French National Anthem began to play on my radio, sung by Jane Fonda
and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on
drums and Bill Clinton on sax....
Damn, I LOVE this Truck!!
03-29-2006, 04:44 PM #2
03-29-2006, 11:20 PM #3
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