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    Bcs declares germany winner of world war ii

    The following entry (looks like an "Onion" article) was posted to a discussion board at this url:

    http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/footbal...n=ncaaf,126902

    BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II
    US Ranked 4th
    After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS
    computers were put to work on other major contests and today the
    BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.
    "Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning
    with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing
    on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway,
    Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses
    came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire
    body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--
    our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."
    Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS
    commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and
    Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by
    head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a
    single, equally-weighted event."
    German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we
    defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been
    criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to
    enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with
    Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in
    Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of
    additional forces."
    The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented
    " France had a single loss against Germany and following a
    preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."
    Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and
    the Philippines.

    GO FL.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MrRogue View Post
    The following entry (looks like an "Onion" article) was posted to a discussion board at this url:

    http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/footbal...n=ncaaf,126902

    BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II
    US Ranked 4th
    After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS
    computers were put to work on other major contests and today the
    BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.
    "Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning
    with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing
    on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway,
    Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses
    came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire
    body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--
    our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."
    Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS
    commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and
    Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by
    head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a
    single, equally-weighted event."
    German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we
    defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been
    criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to
    enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with
    Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in
    Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of
    additional forces."
    The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented
    " France had a single loss against Germany and following a
    preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."
    Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and
    the Philippines.

    GO FL.

    GO GATORS!!!!!!!

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