Thread: Marine Humor
03-31-2006, 07:06 PM #1
Thought you would like this -
Marines are always taught ...
1) Keep your priorities in order and
2) Know when to act without hesitation.
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a
member of the ACLU.
One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and
flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this
platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God!. I'm
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out
of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The
Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did
you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting
America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
shit and act like an asshole.
So He sent me."
03-31-2006, 07:09 PM #2
03-31-2006, 11:23 PM #3
04-01-2006, 12:29 AM #4
04-01-2006, 03:56 AM #5
04-01-2006, 04:55 AM #6
oldy but goody...
04-01-2006, 05:29 AM #7
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