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    Marine Humor

    Thought you would like this -



    Marines are always taught ...



    1) Keep your priorities in order and



    2) Know when to act without hesitation.



    A United States Marine was attending some college courses between

    assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.

    One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a

    member of the ACLU.



    One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and

    flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this

    platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."



    The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten

    minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God!. I'm



    still waiting."



    It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out

    of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;

    knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The

    Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other

    students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in

    silence.

    The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the



    Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did

    you do that?"



    The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting

    America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid

    shit and act like an asshole.



    So He sent me."


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    Oh, you know I liked that one!

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    oldy but goody...

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    LMAO! Now, that was good!

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