04-02-2006, 11:06 AM #1
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast till
the chores are done. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the
chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon
for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you
aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile says:
"Are you going to tell him, or should I?
04-11-2006, 09:49 AM #2
- Join Date
- Mar 2006
- Baton Rouge, LA
hah, I wonder what that is going to be.....
04-11-2006, 09:57 AM #3
04-11-2006, 09:57 AM #4
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