Thread: Good Joke for the Road !
04-04-2006, 08:52 PM #1
Good Joke for the Road !
A Texas senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-90, pushing the pedal to
the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the State
Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly man as he
floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph. Suddenly, he thought,
"What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" He pulled
over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the
Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding
that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my
wife ran off with a Texas State Trooper. I thought you were bringing
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.
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