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    You know it's too windy to go to the lake when.....

    1.You're driving down the highway and you find it difficult to stay in your own lane( no alcohol involved)
    2.You arrive at a MAJOR boat ramp and find you are the only one there besides the fisherman on shore.
    3.You can see the white caps on the lake from 2 miles away.
    4.You're taking off your trailer straps and you can't keep your balance.
    5.You have to strategically place your life vest on the ski so it doesn't blow away while backing the ski in.
    6.You notice that ALL of the birds are on shore or in the water and NOT in the air.
    7.It takes more than IDLE to get out of the NO WAKE ZONE .
    8.You're wet BEFORE you get out of the NO WAKE ZONE.
    9.Your skiis become untied from the ramp and you have to jump on it like a trick horse rider to retrieve it ..........(pretty funny s--- to see in person, just ask Meirvin.)


    Okay now its everyone elses turn..............
    Let's see how far we can go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedDiva View Post
    1.You're driving down the highway and you find it difficult to stay in your own lane( no alcohol involved)
    2.You arrive at a MAJOR boat ramp and find you are the only one there besides the fisherman on shore.
    3.You can see the white caps on the lake from 2 miles away.
    4.You're taking off your trailer straps and you can't keep your balance.
    5.You have to strategically place your life vest on the ski so it doesn't blow away while backing the ski in.
    6.You notice that ALL of the birds are on shore or in the water and NOT in the air.
    7.It takes more than IDLE to get out of the NO WAKE ZONE .
    8.You're wet BEFORE you get out of the NO WAKE ZONE.
    9.Your skiis become untied from the ramp and you have to jump on it like a trick horse rider to retrieve it ..........(pretty funny s--- to see in person, just ask Meirvin.)


    Okay now its everyone elses turn..............
    Let's see how far we can go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    10) When you realize you would be better off moddifying a sail and mast versus a jet pump.
    11) When the sail boats of the America's Cup pass you.
    12) When you realize you are watching people jump on their skis like trick horse riders

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    13) When instead of ducking for flying asian carp, you are ducking for flying cows...

    14) When you get pulled over for going to fast in a NO WAKE ZONE, and your ski isn't even running...

    15) When the water is flowing UP the launch ramp...

    16) Your anchor is actually helping dredge the shore...

    17) You get knocked down after your hand catches a breeze when you wave HI...

    18 ) Surfers are calling the rollers in the swim area "...better than Hawaii's pipeline!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
    13) When instead of ducking for flying asian carp, you are ducking for flying cows...
    cow???

    holy chit...

    JP

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    Quote Originally Posted by JP View Post
    cow???

    holy chit...

    JP


    Yea, dey got dem Tor-nayders down in Texas!

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    Its NEVER to windy to hit the water..Just makes for that much more wave jumping!!!

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    19)WHen the waves are jumping you!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedDiva View Post
    19)WHen the waves are jumping you!!!!
    Wont happen.Been on Lake Michigan on my tigershark with 8-10 footers...No wave to big..LOL

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    20.) when you can brag that your ski can go 70+mph without driving the car or taking it off the trailer

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    21) You get air off a 5 ft roller & you land back on shore.

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