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    A Gift

    A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

    His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

    The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday at 1:00 PM.


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