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    The Funeral

    A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind
    the casket during the service.

    Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing
    the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

    At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm
    sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist."

    That's when the proctologist fainted.


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    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

    Thx Edwin, I needed that...

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    Haaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!


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    John, does that mean at your funeral you will be laid to rest in a big ASS HOLE!?!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RXPkiller
    John, does that mean at your funeral you will be laid to rest in a big ASS HOLE!?!?!?!
    OMG

    Hey, do you guys know what to tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice

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