Thread: How to save the airlines
01-08-2009, 04:05 PM #1
How to save the airlines
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party
atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in
this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we
could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back
20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt
, and the airline
industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a
golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
01-08-2009, 04:11 PM #2
01-08-2009, 04:18 PM #3
I would spend every dime I had flying if I didnt fly for free all the time (my aunts a flight attendant for south west) I dont think that I'd wanna get off the plane if it was like that!
01-08-2009, 04:32 PM #4
- Join Date
- Jan 2007
- Las Vegas, NV
Yeah, that sounds good! I am a liquid flyer and after two drinks, still being sober, the flight attendants look at you like you are drunk and I have seen some cut people off after 3 drinks.
01-08-2009, 09:21 PM #5
- Join Date
- Jul 2007
- near Toronto, Canada
01-08-2009, 09:25 PM #6
01-08-2009, 10:00 PM #7
I wish we had a bachellor president so we could root for him to get a BJ from the interns.
01-09-2009, 11:53 AM #8
I took a Southwest Flight last week with two male flight attendents, worst flight I've had in a long time. Sorry, but I don't speak "lisp".
Btw, aren't strippers a type of slot machine - but with no payout!
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