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  1. #1
    Moderator beerdart's Avatar
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    Aug 2006

    How to save the airlines

    Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

    Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
    What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

    The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party
    atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in
    this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

    Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
    thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we
    could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back
    20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special

    Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
    women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt
    , and the airline
    industry would see record revenues.

    This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a
    golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

    Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything

    Bill Clinton

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    gorilla03's Avatar
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    stevens point wi
    3 would probably work

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    flyin' the friendly skies airbornexp's Avatar
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    Aug 2007
    Mahomet, Il. USA
    I would spend every dime I had flying if I didnt fly for free all the time (my aunts a flight attendant for south west) I dont think that I'd wanna get off the plane if it was like that!

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    Jan 2007
    Las Vegas, NV
    Yeah, that sounds good! I am a liquid flyer and after two drinks, still being sober, the flight attendants look at you like you are drunk and I have seen some cut people off after 3 drinks.

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    Click avatar for tech links/info, donation request K447's Avatar
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    Jul 2007
    near Toronto, Canada
    You might not even need the strippers...

    In flight gambling...

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    Mrs.Snoman's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by K447 View Post
    You might not even need the strippers...

    In flight gambling...

    Im in then,lol...Scott can go on the stripper flight and i will take the gambling flight..

  7. #7
    I wish we had a bachellor president so we could root for him to get a BJ from the interns.

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    Looking for a job gtxsc03's Avatar
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    Dec 2005
    St. Charles, MO
    I took a Southwest Flight last week with two male flight attendents, worst flight I've had in a long time. Sorry, but I don't speak "lisp".
    Btw, aren't strippers a type of slot machine - but with no payout!

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