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    Texas State Trooper

    Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps his nightstick on the window. The driver rolls down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacks him in the head with
    his nightstick.

    "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.

    "You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in
    Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."

    "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."

    The trooper runs a check on the guy's license---he's clean and gives the
    guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passengers
    side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and
    "WHACK," the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

    "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.

    "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.

    "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.

    "Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road
    you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've
    tried that shit with me!"


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    yeah,
    that's all funny till one of those green teeth Austin cops does it to you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydrotoys
    yeah,
    that's all funny till one of those green teeth Austin cops does it to you...

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    at least that police struck him in a non-vital organ...lol

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    That was a good one

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