04-21-2006, 12:17 AM #1
A small zoo in College Station, TX, just down the road from Texas A&M
University, had a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem.
The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the zoo keeper thought of Kyle Walton, a
redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages as part
of his veterinary studies at Texas A&M.
Kyle had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The zoo keeper thought they might have a solution.
Kyle was approached with a proposition: Would he be willing to mate with
the gorilla for $500.00?
Kyle showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over
carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under four conditions.
1. "First", Kyle said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one 'bout this."
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3. "Third", Kyle said, "I want all the childrun raised Southern Baptist."
Once again, the keeper agreed.
4. "And last of all", Kyle stated, "You gotta give me another week to come
up with the $500.00."
04-21-2006, 02:07 AM #2
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