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    You have to be from the northeast to appreciate this FUNNY

    Forget Rednecks...here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New
    Englanders:


    If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live
    in New England.

    If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England.

    If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England.

    If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England.

    If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England.

    If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England.

    If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England.

    If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in New England.

    If you can drive 75 mph during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England.

    If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in New England.

    If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England.

    If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England.

    If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England.

    If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England.

    If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England.

    If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New
    England.

    If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in New England.


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    If there's any northerners who want to add to it- post up!


    If your jet ski season lasts four months... you live in New England

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    The ski's have taken a "backseat" to the Corvette DarthAWM's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by twelvesorbetter View Post
    If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England.
    Dude that's not New England that is Houston, actually in Houston the speed limit is 55, you are going 80 and people are shooting at you for going too slow.

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    Yeah, that one was true for every state ive ever been in.

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    If right now, no one can tell what color your car is because its so caked with salt and filth, you live in New England.

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    Great post!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthAWM View Post
    Dude that's not New England that is Houston, actually in Houston the speed limit is 55, you are going 80 and people are shooting at you for going too slow.
    That sound like Atlanta

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    If youve had to shovel more than once in one day you live in New England.

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    If you put on shorts when it first breaks 50 degrees, you live in New England

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    If you wear socks with sandals to extend the season in which you can wear them, you live in New England

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