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    Funny words

    Funny words

    Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational, which once again asked
    readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,
    subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
    Here are the winners:


    1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
    subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.


    2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.


    3. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
    you realize it was your money to start with.


    4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.


    5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
    bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
    little sign of breaking down in the near future.


    6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
    getting laid.


    7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.




    8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
    person who doesn't get it.


    9 Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.


    10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)


    11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
    really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
    serious bummer.


    12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day
    consuming only things that are good for you.


    13. Glibido : All talk and no action.


    14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
    they come at you rapidly.


    15 Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
    accidentally walked through a spider web.


    16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
    bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.


    17. Caterpallor ( n): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
    the fruit you're eating.






    The Washington Post has also published
    the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are
    asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners
    are:


    1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.




    3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach
    .
    4. Esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.


    5. Willy-nilly , adj. Im
    potent.


    6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only
    a nightgown.


    7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp.


    8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.


    9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been
    run over by a steamroller.


    10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline.


    11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.


    12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by
    Proctologists.


    13. Oyster , n a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.


    14. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies
    up onto the roof and gets stuck there.


    15. Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by
    Jewish men.


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    did you mean to put this in general discussion, not general classifieds??

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMike View Post
    did you mean to put this in general discussion, not general classifieds??

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMike View Post
    did you mean to put this in general discussion, not general classifieds??

    yep. I sure did. Im sure someone will move it. My mistake...

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    He is so use to posting here trying to sell some fancy clothes!!!!!!

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    Yeah I was posting something here and then I just wasnt paying attention.

    Mods- move this when you get a chance please

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    Quote Originally Posted by twelvesorbetter View Post
    Yeah I was posting something here and then I just wasnt paying attention.

    Mods- move this when you get a chance please
    Hmmm its still here, I guess the Mods don't shop on the Hulk

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