Here goes please throw in some if you got them.

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do you sterilize needles for lethal injection?

Why is it that when we KNOW the batteries in a remote are dead, we push the buttons harder?

If corn syrup is made from corn, and veggie oil is made from veggies, what is baby oil made from?

If someone goes outside to get some air… what were they breathing inside?

Why is it that the first thing they teach you on an airplane is how to crash?
Does being curled up in a ball help soften the 20,000 foot drop?

Why do they have Braille at drive-up ATMs?

Why is it that you never hear of a psychic winning the lottery?

Does Victoria have a secret?

Sex on television can’t hurt you… unless you fall off.

Drink ’till she’s cute, but stop before the wedding.

I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that

Benjamin Franklin said it first.