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    Mother [email protected]#&'n Squirrels!!!

    I am overrun with squirrels and need suggestions.

    My neighbor has been too lazy to evict a squirrel nest in the roof eves of his house for four years now (even with my constant reminders). My back yard measures 50' x 50' and I have counted up to six fukrs in my yard at one time. They rummage through the trash and run amuck. I SPEAK Squirrel at this point.

    I have tolerated them so far but now I must kill them all!!!!

    I pulled the cover off my car to run it around a bit (winter storage-same as the last 6 years) and the directional was flashing rapidly (blown bulb right?.....) NO...those mother fukrs ate my wire harness!!!


    How do I eliminate squirrels in a small-city setting?
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    they sell rat poison in green squares at the hardware store rid makes them.they have a hole in the middle you cut 2 peices of bread and tie wrap it together like a sandwich and leave them someplace only the squirles will get them.those work best they ate the harness on my boat last winter

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    How bout the get rid of a damn cat trick... tuna with a nice blend of anti-freeze

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    I say set fire to the neighbors house

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerdart View Post
    Thats quite nasty ... I was hungry... till now

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    I saw this on Martha Stewart show today...



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    Quote Originally Posted by beerdart View Post
    That is the funniest thing I've seen ... EVER,
    -I needed a laugh,

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerdart View Post




    That is some funny Stuff

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    Back on topic. They are too smart to trap or poison in the numbers I need gone (>10). I don't want to injure or sicken any (dead or gone only).

    -do I need to call "Animal Control"? -for help or the ok to hunt (gammo 1300fps)?

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