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    Hindus launch cow urine as soft drink

    Tired of the bad economy?
    India says: "Don't get pissed---drink piss!"
    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/lif...cle5707554.ece
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...cow-urine.html


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    yea... im gonna be in first in line for this.........

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    Don't knock until you tried it. You drink the milk, you eat it's ass, etc...etc... On the rocks with vodka, mmm mmm good.

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    Yes I need to pitch their advertising,
    working on some headlines now...


    Got piss?

    The best of India, in a bottle.

    Purity... such an overrated concept.

    Cows. The Ultimate Pissing Machine.

    With our soda, u-rine good health!

    Why eat the cow,
    when you can drink the pee!

    Forget the beef.
    Where's the piss?

    99 bottles of pee on the wall...


    hmmm, still like my first one best:

    Don't get pissed---drink piss!

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    Quote Originally Posted by YoYamma View Post
    Yes I need to pitch their advertising,
    working on some headlines now...


    Got piss?

    The best of India, in a bottle.

    Purity... such an overrated concept.

    Cows. The Ultimate Pissing Machine.

    With our soda, u-rine good health!

    Why eat the cow,
    when you can drink the pee!

    Forget the beef.
    Where's the piss?

    99 bottles of pee on the wall...


    hmmm, still like my first one best:

    Don't get pissed---drink piss!

    Thats great!!!

    How bout.....


    India, a great place to eat shit and drink piss.....

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    Looks like, Smells like, Taste Like

    Quote Originally Posted by No Ski Steve View Post
    Don't knock until you tried it. You drink the milk, you eat it's ass, etc...etc... On the rocks with vodka, mmm mmm good.

    Then it must be. PI#* Hey this is a family web site. I just had a flash back to the days when I was growing up on the farm in Iowa milking cows for beer mony. Oh crap I missed my calling I could have been rich by now if I could have kept from being slaped in the face by the cows shitty tail I could have seen the light..

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    Remember this scene from Kingpin...




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    I guess RED BULL means something different over there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by YoYamma View Post
    Remember this scene from Kingpin...



    lmfao!!!

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