Thread: Never Tick off a TEXAS woman !!
05-12-2006, 06:28 AM #1
Never Tick off a TEXAS woman !!
Never Tick off a Texas Woman!!!
A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home
just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength, borne of fury, and
cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs,
out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the
She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured
it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered,
"Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty
saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye,
put the saw in her husband's hand and said,
"Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and
go to town for a cold beer.
You do whatever you want."
05-12-2006, 08:47 AM #2
05-12-2006, 08:45 PM #3
hope he didnt take viagra....might chip the saw blade
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