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    Smile husbands for sale

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    HUSBANDS FOR SALE ! A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York
    City where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
    entrance is a description of how the store operates.
    You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of
    the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch
    ..... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up
    a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor
    the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.. The
    second floor sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor
    sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
    extremely good looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
    going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good
    looking and help with the housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims,
    'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign
    reads:

    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
    gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so
    tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
    floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the
    building, and have a nice day!

    Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!

    HA HA HA!!!!!!!!


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    flyin' the friendly skies airbornexp's Avatar
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    Get your crap outta here! Someone please ban this spammer....

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    Nothin' runs like a Deere IowanGPR's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by airbornexp View Post
    Get your crap outta here! Someone please ban this spammer....
    +1

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    That's some funny shit, lighten up guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VOODOO View Post
    That's some funny shit, lighten up guys.
    I agree. Thats pretty funny chit. Why would you want to ban someone for this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VOODOO View Post
    That's some funny shit, lighten up guys.
    Quote Originally Posted by speedskixp View Post
    I agree. Thats pretty funny chit. Why would you want to ban someone for this?

    I also see no problem with this thread. There are many peeps on the hulk and we are very diverse and we want to keep it that way. All are welcome here. I also got a chuckle out if it.

    (Well there are some that are not welcome)

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    Quote Originally Posted by speedskixp View Post
    I agree. Thats pretty funny chit. Why would you want to ban someone for this?
    cause they work there and are located in the basement

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    that ones been forwarded to me about five times...

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    Nothin' runs like a Deere IowanGPR's Avatar
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    you guys obviously didnt see this guys last 2 posts in the general discussions forum.

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