Thread: husbands for sale
03-31-2009, 02:09 PM #1
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husbands for sale
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HUSBANDS FOR SALE ! A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York
City where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of
the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch
..... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up
a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor
the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.. The
second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor
sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good
looking and help with the housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims,
'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so
tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice day!
Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
03-31-2009, 03:57 PM #2
Get your crap outta here! Someone please ban this spammer....
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03-31-2009, 09:30 PM #10
you guys obviously didnt see this guys last 2 posts in the general discussions forum.
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