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    "Mary's Movie Rental"

    A blonde named Mary decides to do
    something really wild. Something she
    hasn't done before,.... so she goes out
    to rent her first X-rated adult video.

    She goes to the video store, and after
    looking around for a while, selects a title
    that sounds very stimulating.

    She drives home, lights some candles,
    slips into something comfortable, and
    puts the tape in the VCR.

    To her disappointment, there's nothing
    but static on the screen, so she calls
    the video store to complain.

    Mary: "I just rented an adult movie from
    you and there's nothing on the tape but

    Clerk: "Sorry about that. We've had
    problems with some of those tapes.
    Which title did you rent?"

    Mary: "Head Cleaner."

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