07-14-2005, 08:08 PM #1
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Thursday night funny...............
Subject: 0 to 200 in 4 seconds
The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any truck, but everything SHE liked was way out of their price range for Sports cars.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. "Just surprise me," she said.
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services are pending...
07-14-2005, 08:10 PM #2
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