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    the life cycle

    Think about this!

    The Life Cycle

    I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up
    in a nursing home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for
    being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work,
    you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're
    young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, go to
    college and get ready for high school. You go to primary school, you
    become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a
    baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with
    luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger
    quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

    I rest my case.


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    cool....and true

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