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    joke of the day

    stupid but funny
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    haha yes!!

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    Heres one for ya

    A SHORT LOVE STORY



    A man and a woman who had never met before,

    but who were both married to other people,

    found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.



    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

    they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,

    I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

    I'm awfully cold.'

    'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

    'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

    'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fucking blanket.'

    After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.

    The End

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    it was good seeing you Saturday

    Quote Originally Posted by BBCaprice View Post
    A SHORT LOVE STORY



    A man and a woman who had never met before,

    but who were both married to other people,

    found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.



    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

    they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,

    I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

    I'm awfully cold.'

    'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

    'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

    'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fucking blanket.'

    After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.

    The End

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    Quote Originally Posted by freakboy35 View Post
    it was good seeing you Saturday
    Yes it was

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    I have one here:

    As a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing.

    Immediately, the drunk starts chasing the engine, running as fast as he can until eventually he collapses, gasping for breath.

    In a last act of desperation he shouts after the fire engine, "If that's the way you want it, you can keep your bloody ice creams!"

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    The picture...

    After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her
    nightstand by the bed.
    He begins to worry........... "Is this your husband?"he nervously asks.
    "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
    "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
    "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
    "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
    "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.
    "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
    "That's me before the surgery!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by freakboy35 View Post
    After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her
    nightstand by the bed.
    He begins to worry........... "Is this your husband?"he nervously asks.
    "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
    "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
    "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
    "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
    "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.
    "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
    "That's me before the surgery!"

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